Oh God...
I'll preface this post simply by saying that I may be a bit of an idiot.
During my first few months in Japan (back in Autumn 2011), I was regularly attending the Konami Sports Centre gym with fellow ALTs Arran Chambers and Edwin Davies (from England). The three of us would go a couple of nights a week for weight training purposes, and we had quite a bit of fun! The problem was that it was also a tad expensive, and for most of us travelling back and forward was a bit inconvenient. Arran found a gym closer to his home, while Edwin decided he wanted to focus more on his Japanese study. I found myself going solo, and so, I cancelled my membership, looking elsewhere to find exercise.
A good deal seemed to come my way in the form of a equipment being sold by someone who previously owned a gym. As the gym was closing down, the resources were being sold off privately. I was introduced by Justin Bussies to the seller, who I agreed to buy a multi-purpose bench press / weight-lifting unit from. I figured it would pay for itself in no time on the money I'd saved in gym membership alone. It arrived while I was in Hiroshima, and I came home to... this at my front door.
The doorway was covered in gear, and it took around about an hour to (somehow) get it all back inside (bearing in mind that I'd just returned from a trip to Hiroshima). It was a bit of a nightmare, and in the morning I very quickly realized that my flat was far too small to store it. Over the next few weeks, the unit was assembled with the help of Rainer Wessels, but the two of us ascertained that what we had created was almost unusable in the small space I had.
Despite my best efforts, getting use out of it simply wasn't practical, as it dominated the floor space of my small flat no matter what arrangement I tried. Feeling a bit stuck, I tried to find a seller among the ALT community (to no avail). I decided to wait it out and try again in the summer community when the new JETs arrived, but again, no one was interested. I eventually learned to live with it, and simply found myself stacking books and such on top of it without even giving it much of a thought. Most of the visitors to my flat were shocked by what they saw dominating it.
With the arrival of the new year, I made a renewed effort to get rid of it. Due to the sheer size and weight of it, I discovered I had to pay to get rid of it through the official city garbage disposal, and without a car (or a Japanese driving license) I had no way of giving it to a seller. Shipping was out of the question due to the sheer weight and price involved, and I was still keen to get a buyer locally. I had some interest from sole local second hand retailers, but ultimately nothing panned out. I didn't want to lose any more money on it, and so eventually, I decided to cut my losses and simply offer it for free to anyone who wanted it. Again, almost no interest - especially since almost nobody could come and pick it up.
And there was I, stuck with it in my flat.
These weights took up considerable space under my bed.
Finally, in March, salvation came in the form of my good friend Junko (who often comes to my eikaiwa). Junko's friend (who goes by the nickname "Johnny" despite being Japanese) was looking to get back into shape, and she'd told him about the bench. He came around hoping to pick it up, on the condition that it would fit in his house. Knowing the severe space limitations I'd had myself, I was really hoping he'd be able to take it.
Junko and Johnny popped round with some of their friends on a Sunday afternoon, and - luckily - Johnny confirmed that it would be perfect. Angie and I helped lift all of the gear into their cars, slowly disassembling the unit piece by piece. As the room began to gradually clear, I was amazed at how much space I'd suddenly began to claim back. At last, when the final pieces were packed away, I had my room back - and I couldn't believe I'd lived in such a confined space for so long. I inevitably made a loss in getting rid of the bench, but I was more than happy just to get my living space back. It felt like it had tripled.
Angie and I spent the rest of the afternoon with Junko and her friends at Rie Karato's house, where we spent the afternoon drinking tea and practicing origami with the kids. It was a nice little end to a horrific year-long saga of self-imposed boxing-in.
Cakes and origami.
I suppose all's well that ends well, but I learned a very important lesson; never invest in anything unless you're certain you have the space for it!